Mother of the Year

A kindergartener in Missouri really wowed his teacher at show and tell the other day.  When told to bring in something that's important to the family, he brought in his mother's crack pipe and her stash.

Of course, that pipe may be the most important thing in his mom's life, but she probably ought to have kept it out of the kids' reach.

Things like this make me wonder if we deserve to be at the top of the food chain.  Here's hoping the little tyke is an only child.