Friday, October 8, 2010

Overheard at the Dinner Table

Irish Woman - Some species eat their young
DaddyBear - Some species eat their mates.  You know.  "Well, the kids weaned, time to start basting you."
Irish Woman - Are you saying you'd make pulled pork out of me?
DaddyBear - No dear, of course not.  You're more of a ....
Irish Woman - Choose your words very carefully.
Girlie Bear - You're more of a very lean pulled chicken
Irish Woman - See, your daughter is smarter than you are.

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